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Kitchen Rules: Fifty Shades of Meez
Where's my cilantro?
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Kitchen Rules: Jizz-Jugs in the Pantry
Behold the sacred serving floor.
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Kitchen Rules: Mel excels
This is not my beautiful trainee.
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Kitchen Rules: Mel's on the schedule
And you may find yourself...chopping all the broccoli
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Kitchen Rules: Chef cooks
When is a cook a chef? When is a chef a cook?
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Kitchen Rules: Buh-bye, Mel
How to make an Omelet for thirty.
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Kitchen Rules: The Wet Hands Rule
No one owns dirty dishes
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Kitchen Rules: Feed the Bitch
Otherwise, she will ruin your day.
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Kitchen Rules: How broccoli wants to be cut.
Never say chopping broccoli and always feed the bitch.
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Kitchen Rules: Lupe
No one called him Mel.
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Kitchen Rules: Mel
Who is Mel and why am I wearing his nametag?
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Kitchen Rules: The Omelet.
How I learned to cook.
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